Beware, Gurvin the Mad Gnome has been wracking his huge cranium for magics that warp the minds of the most twisted adversarias the realms can put in his path to power and glory. Will he conjure elemental monstrousities, poisoness mist, fiendish plague carriers, or even the dreaded army of holy gnomes decending from the celestial staircase in perfect parade formation? Perhaps new wizardly will be revealed to the realms learned from his unexpected visit to the planes and recent attendance of a barbacue held by Fire-Fear.
Low be it for any to seek to block Gurvin the Mad Gnome from his new goals, for they will be dealt with in the same fashion as previous enemies as he seeks to uncover the works of Sammaster, a mage and mind of near equall power with Gurvin the Mad Gnome.

----words of a Suzailian street corner prophet addled from booze and gods no what else