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7.03.2004
Top 10 Things to Keep in Mind as a Drow
- 10. No one likes you, and most people hate you.
9. Inexperienced thieves leave everything that's nailed down. You should not.
8. Even if you are a double amputee, blind in one eye, and have an inner ear problem, anyone and everyone will fear you if you put on your mean face and brandish wicked looking weapons.
7. Revenge is a dish best served cold.
6. An unseen dagger is worth a dozen seen.
5. If she has a snake-whip, then she's less of a 'magic missile' enemy, and more a 'meteor swarm' enemy.
4. Trust no one.
3. There is no drow word for Love.
2. The only heroes in the Underdark are dead heroes. Survive. Look out for number one.
1. Kill any drow child with lavender eyes at birth.
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